AskGayZalgo

I've stated this on a previous journal, but since I noticed there's still people sending asks to this account, I'll say it again. THIS IS NO LONGER AN ACTIVE ACCOUNT. I left it here for archive, but I honestly might delete it.  I'm on tumblr now, on this blog. To answer recent questions: This Zalgo has always been gay. He says hey back. He and Jeff are together.  They recently married. The fact that he's gay doesn't mean he's going to do anything to you; that's awful and prejudiced.  Don't make jokes like that. This was originally created as a joke account, but it's since developed into a proper character over on tumblr.  Sorry if tha

((This is Zalgo's "secretary", with some news. I'm thinking about shifting GZ over to tumblr; I would update him more, I think, and I'd probably have him as an audio askblog.  That way, his fabulous voice could be used to answer questions.  Since my other askblogs are already on tumblr, I doubt I would forget about him quite as much. Any of you are free to follow me over and continue to talk to him like nothing happened, if I do make the switch. uvu  I like GZ a lot, and I feel like I can utilise him better this way. Thanks for reading!)) **EDIT** Zalgo is now on tumblr!  He can be found here: http://fabulouslycorrupt.tumblr.com As suc

of course i would fucking oversleep. sorry, guys, looks like i have to postpone the apocalypse.  i'll reschedule it for...  ah, idfk.  i'll figure it out.  it's still too early for this shit.  how long was i even fucking asleep? edit: holy fucking shit, i have been asleep since fucking july.  oh my fucking me.  how the fuck did i even do that?!